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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do women like black men?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

No, not a chance

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

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No go.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

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